A Compilation of best jokes on Arsenal is given below.
- I don’t get religion, believing in someone that did great things thousands of years ago in the hope they may do it again
. . . . A bit like supporting Arsenal really!!
- Arsenal were outstanding for a minute,
Then the match started.
Lukas Podolski “I’m moving to Arsenal to win trophies”. And they say the Germans haven’t got a sense of humour
Lukas Podolski “I’m thinking of getting an Arsenal tattoo”…
That’ll be a bit awkward when he goes to Man City next year.
- Harry redknapp told Van der vaart and Bale to play where they wanted.”
Arsenal tried the same thing with Fabregas. He chose Barcelona
A fairy approaches a man and gives him 1 wish. The man says ‘I wish that I could live forever’ the fairy replies with ‘I’m sorry I can’t grant that wish’ so the man says ‘OK, I would like to live until Arsenal next win a trophy’.
There are 2 things you can see from space: 1- The Great Wall Of China 2- The Gap in Arsenal’s Defence.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
- Q: How do you stop a Gunners supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Manchester United jersey!
- Q: What do I have in common with Arsenal?
A: Next week, we’ll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
The Jokes have been taken from jokes4us.com
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