Kamran Akmal – a watertight alibi.
Wahab Riaz – see above.
Ricky Ponting – an injury to Zaheer Khan.
Phil Hughes – an injury to Ricky Ponting.
AB de Villiers – ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins.
Ravi Shastri – financial advice from CitiGroup, c. 2005.
Shane Warne – an untraceable phone.
Jacques Kallis – a toupée, because anything would be less embarrassing than what he’s got right now.
Sachin Tendulkar - a free pass through the nervous nineties.
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